Not Too Forward

This is not Texas.

Two months ago my colleague, Tracy, trekked over to the Post Office and asked them to forward Lifetime’s mail from Georgia to our new address in Texas. The first mail arrived two days ago. Here are my takeaways from forwarding:

First, don’t hold your breath while waiting on the United States Mule.

Second, the credit card bill arrived today. It was due yesterday. I’ll call about the penalty.

Third, if you sent Lifetime a contribution, has it cleared your bank? If not, please try again. Add another zero. (Just kidding—unless you want to.)

Fourth, have you considered Lifetime’s online option? Or our recurring contribution option?

Fifth, if you are not a partner with Lifetime, please join us. The ministry is growing again. Father God is doing spectacular work. Lifetime is not yet thriving again, but that’s where and why you come into the game.

Lifetime belongs to God. You do too. Together, we are all good.